May 2013
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
Rum is actually pretty good. Just saying
sharonosbourne:
paulbearer:
there are people who think kit kats taste good
yeah they’re called smart people
3 tags
emperorwebrunner:
synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
your plan is so undercooked it’ll give salmonella to a cyberman!
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
julietspencers:
fetuses do not think
they do not “scream out” when they are aborted
they have no brain function and no nerve endings until long after the deadline for a legal abortion
they aren’t “sad” when you abort them
they do not “realize what is happening”
And these aren’t my beliefs, they’re scientific facts
grampas:
if you can’t handle me at my worst you’re probably a rational person
dingoinnuendo:
wwebkinz:
dingoinnuendo:
makin my way downtown
have you accepted jesus christ as your lord and savior
walkin faster
cleverstarkidurl:
when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
i get annoyed pretty easily for somebody who is really fucking annoying
rnackenzie:
*washes problems in hot water so they shrink*
No Labels
gasptambourines:
gay-men:
Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.
socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
drarna:
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
